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I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
i didnt even sign the contract damn
|antagonist:||this fight is over. - turns around -|
|protagonist:||-gets up and coughs up blood. - NoT YET|
|antagonist:||dude what you're like almost cut in half? like just take the loss this time like i'll even call you an ambulance|
|protagonist:||CUT THE BULLSHIT I'M GONNA WIN --|
|antagonist:||dude how is your spine supporting your body do you even believe in biology?? gross|
HAPPY VOLCANO DAY!
So wait. Let me get this straight. Volcano Day is today….that was the episode the Peter Capaldi was in…..the same day as the new episode airs….with Peter Capaldi as the new doctor…..coincidence?!?! Yea probably.